

neverbeenanywhere-cold-as-you:
haters gonna hate.
Taylor Swift - nicely telling people to shut the fuck up since 1989.
LMAO ^ THIS! I CAN’T I’M DYING!
omg this is beautiful
If you don’t reblog this, I’il judge you
Quite sad and tragic and beautiful all at once
this is so beautiful
i just woke up so i couldn’t see properly and i thought they were washing machines…
yes bc they’re obviously washing machines
Tragically beautiful
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR WIVES WERE SOO ENJOYING IT.
